Brother-No-Name: “I rarely text you at 3 am to see if your home.”
Me: “You read my blog? Gasp!”
Brother-No-Name: “Yeah, I very rarely text you at 3 am. It is to only make sure you are safe… Or asleep.”
I would like to dispute this claim, but I just deleted our conversation thread from my phone on Sunday and now have no firm evidence. Instead, I’ll resort to sticking my tongue out at him the next time I see him.
What do you think we should name Brother Grumpy Pants?